68 Thoughts I Had While Watching Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein in ‘Office Romance’

Below, you can find absolutely every one of my thoughts office romance:

1. I wonder how much it would cost these days to open a movie with Hot Chocolate’s “You sexy Thing”?
2. I mean, Netflix famously has cash.
3. J.Lo’s concept of “becoming more charming via email”… not likely!
4. This isn’t an email directed at J.Lo (I’m sure they’re great), just a nod to her enthusiasm!
5. Just to clarify, work dinners are not dates, dinners at work…oh.
6. Is that Nikki Glaser, or another blonde?
7. This is a different blonde woman. Sorry, everyone.
8. Got scabies from previous rep!
9. I actually got scabies from a guy. friends The ex who slept on our couch, but potatoes, po-tah-to.
10. I know I’m not supposed to like this drunken protein bar eater, but I do.
11. Just once, I wanted to scream “dessert is mine” to the entire restaurant and really meant it.
12. The girl with all these red flags is me (oversharing IBS in the workplace, etc.).
13. Betty Gilpin 💜
14. I don’t really understand the romantic comedy trope of pregnant women rushing back to work after giving birth.
15. if I Once I gave birth to my baby, someone needed to figure out how to keep me afloat in a hot tub for the rest of my life.
16. Bradley Whitford?
17. OK!
18. “Oh my god” is indeed the appropriate reaction to seeing Jennifer Lopez in all her backlit glory.
19. For lawyers, “you glow” seems like a possible thing to do.
20. Well, I don’t care about this aviation drama.
21. …Which is unfortunate, because that’s what most of the plot of this movie is.
22. I do want to fly AirCruz somewhere.
23. Ibiza, ideal.
24. Tweak the silly bits of this extension.
25. Ah, it turns out J.Lo is an Aeronautical baby!
26. British lesbians?
27. Imprisoned British lesbians?
28. Well, I need to readjust.
29. In fact, I’d rather be called a “weird prude” than a “fussy queen.”
30. “If you fucked an employee, you’d lose the airline over it.” Related!
31. Brett Goldstein yes Kind of like a sexy Mr. Bean.
32. In fact…maybe Mr. Bean is sexy.
33. The humor is hot!
34. Hey, this is Betty Suarez’s dad Ignacio Ugly Betty.
35. Hey, I’m Buster Bruce stunted development!
36. Or should I say Gary Walsh Vice President.
37. Oh, J.Lo can Fly a plane?
38. Not just dealing with the odd airplane-related lawsuit?
39. Uh, really? An amateur pilot’s turbulent flight episode?
40. girl, that love story ending!
41. Gee, I guess she’s not an amateur! I will take back my words.
42. Uh, I’d like a pina colada.
43. The stars of Netflix’s romantic comedy are just in luck!
44. Well, Mazzy Star’s cover of “Fade Into You” rocks.
45. But if I had a pina colada, it would shake even more.
46. Ahhhh…and…sex.
47. Ahhhh…Amy Sedaris!
48. To me, it’s actually more exciting than sex.
49. If there’s one thing that’s narratively binding, it’s the romantic comedy protagonist saying “that never happened” after a breakup.
50. Oh, I love Betty Gilpin’s sleeveless turtleneck maternity dress.
51. Fall in love montage boots!
52. I kept asking “how did they get everywhere so fast?” But…yeah, Plane Empire Tycoon.
53. I love J.Lo wearing this huge Giants hoodie.
54. I’m bored.
55. Would it even be a romantic comedy if someone’s water didn’t break at an inopportune comic moment?
56. All of this led me to revisit a great article by Betty Gilpin.
57. Well! baby!
58. I mean…wow! baby!
59. This food truck scene makes me want to watch it again chef.
60. Can we talk about how Jon Favreau pulled off Scarlett Johansson? and Sofia Vergara in that movie?
61. Okay, sorry, back to the movie.
62. Gotta love Sharon Van Etten’s needle drops!
63. Do we know why Brett Goldstein’s sister is in jail?
64. Maybe when I was tuning?
65. Okay, happy ending activated.
66. What follows, of course, is the crude deleted scene credits.
67. Is this all expensive propaganda crafted by the airlines?
68. I still hate airplanes in the 2026 era, sorry!