48 Thoughts I Had About Part 1 of the ‘Summer House’ Reunion

I probably won’t summer house-If not for my noble intervention, I would have no culture at all Fashion My colleagues Irene Kim and Florence O’Connor brought me into the spotlight when the Ciara/Amanda/West feud first became public. But now that I’ve watched all 10 (!) seasons, I’m so deeply into it that I’m ready to sit down and watch the post-game show with Andy Cohen at the helm. Here are every thought I had about Part 1 summer house reunion.

1. I wonder how much of a reality TV producer’s job is just to reassure the person on camera that her lips look great.
2. Lindsay was very worried about her pit stain.
3. Oh, hello, Kyle.
4. When a Notes-app-apology Instagram post gets reposted on the Bravo aftershow… that’s when you know things are going bad OK.
5. “None of this makes sense! None of this happened.” Say it, Lindsay.
6. Not Jesse and Mia’s three-way call!
7. Heck, so does Carl.
8. It’s crazy that West and Amanda share a dressing room.
9. I mean, I guess it’s not that crazy, but what a tough way to start!
10. I do like the way Amanda says “corset.”
11. Cole-Seth!
12. “Who do you think betrayed you more?”
13. God, Andy is a dirty bitch who lives for drama.
14. Then again, that’s basically his official title.
15. Ciara wears revenge dress! Yes! Yes! ! ! ! !
16. Buttery yellow is mentioned.
17. Granted, Amanda wearing it probably wasn’t great PR for the color…
18. God, I hate the West.
19. Oh shit, I forgot about the nude photo leak.
20. This shouldn’t happen to anyone, not even sleazy liars.
21. Indeed, remember when it looks like Kyle Will he be the villain of the reunion show?
22. “I’m glad you said our names this time.” Get her again, Ciara!
23. We love Rihanna’s name check!
24. KJ talks about “fraudulent activity”…well, Citibank.
25. Ciara is so angryshe deserves it!
26. “I woke up”…er, Amanda.
27. “I don’t see your man standing up for you right now, do you?”
28. I am shock!
29. Western secret girlfriend?
30. The concept of so many women vying for the West makes me a little sick.
31. he? ! ?
32. “Did a publicist help you make this statement?”
33. Ha ha.
34. amanda yes There’s a snake in the grass, sorry.
35. Well, none of us should share locations.
36. Except those friends who share their location with me! I love you! I love knowing you’re safe at home while we’re out!
37. Why do I only notice the intense pink color of Andy’s suit?
38. Okay, I kinda like Levi’s sparkly green dress.
39. To be honest, I don’t really care about this non-love triangle stuff.
40. “I’d been wearing the plant costume for three hours and I was hot and dehydrated.”
41. LMAO.
42. “Why does this man only have feelings for women?” Surprising question.
43. Instead of West lining up to throw Ben under the bus… hello, deflection!
44. Oh KJ 🙁
45. This poor sweetheart!
46. I’m glad he’s getting support, especially from Ciara.
47. This…is more about Kyle’s earlobes and how it relates to his sex life than I strictly need to know.
48. This is a package! Can’t wait for more chaos like this next week!