60 Thoughts I Had About Season 3, Episode 2 of ‘Euphoria’

Euphoria Came back, although not, but said, love story (The show wasn’t perfect, but it at least allowed me to immerse myself in the visual culture of ’90s New York rather than a particularly bleak vision of a nameless city that’s apparently present-day Los Angeles and its surrounding suburbs.) It’s been great to keep up with Rue, Maddy, Cassie, Nate, and all the other troubled weirdos who appear on this series every week. Let’s dive into the second episode of season three, shall we?

Listed below are all my thoughts on the second episode of Season 3 Euphoria:

1. We love seeing Maddie wearing bell bottoms.
2. That may or may not be Versace?
3. “I’m not a victim, I’m not going to be an HR nightmare, and I believe in capitalism.” Will saying these three things out loud summon the ghost of Barry Weiss?
4. Sorry…are we on this show about COVID and the 2020 protests? Now?
5. I’m usually pretty good at identifying Los Angeles beaches used in TV and movies just by sight, but I really have no idea where they are.
6. …Leo Carrillo?
7. Gosh, remember flipping houses?
8. What about the ashitsu economy?
9. Is that right? friends bench?
10. What can I say, I have a lot of questions.
11. Will McGrady manage Casey?
12. I mean, someone needs to do this.
13. I have to say, kinda like Farm Street.
14. Well, that’s the brutal shot of Tish’s hair in the sewer.
15. From Laurie to the Alamo…I mean, I guess it’s a lateral move, but I can see why the Alamo’s vibe (and stripper aisle) was more appealing to Rue.
16. Well, does Rue portend a gender journey?
17. “Mr. Rolex wants to party.” Don’t they always?
18. Well, angel love for Rue!
19. you may miss jules and Hang out with hot girls, baby.
20. Hey, it’s Jules himself!
21. Boy, Zendaya sure has what it takes when it comes to acting.
22. This scene of leaving a message on the phone to my mother is so heartbreaking!
23. Why is Rue so meaningful as a strip club mother?
24. Rosalia!
25. Wearing a jeweled neck brace!
26. yeah! I understood the entire Spanish sentence!
27. Maybe it’s due to context clues, but thank you nonetheless, Duolingo (and three years living in LA).
28. Rue and Maddie always delight me as unlikely best friends.
29. “I’m not a fucking whore.” Another Emmy-winning line from Alexa Demie!
30. It’s so cool to say “I have a meeting” in full lingerie.
31. Speaking of (former) besties…are Cassie and Maddie up to their old tricks again?
32. “I miss high school,” no one ever said.
33. Glad Sam Levinson is giving Sydney Sweeney’s controversial bust the respect it deserves.
34. Ah, driving through PCH in a bright red convertible.
35. Lu is living the dream!
36. …sort of.
37. Anyway, someone dreams.
38. Maddie’s kiss curls are everything to me.
39. I love how visibly uncomfortable Cassie is with Maddie’s good looks.
40. Sip Aperol cocktails by the Peninsula pool with your frenemies…Ah, the joys and vicissitudes of youth and beauty.
41. Oh, this is Eric Dane 🙁
42. “I’m not going to discuss the ethics of OnlyFans with you.” Fair boundaries, Nate!
43. Oh, Lu, let’s not hit women.
44. Are men still making jokes about their mother-in-law?
45. Very Henny Youngman to the core.
46. It’s crazy how sexy I find Jacob Elordi Wuthering Heights And how sexually allergic I am to him on this show.
47. “Why are you dressed like a baby?” Amazing question, Sam Levinson!!!!!!!!!!!!
48. Girls, never show a man your phone when he asks you to.
49. I hate this Pucci(?) dress on Cassie, sorry.
50. Well, how nice would these wedding flowers be? yes?
51. Justice for Juana!
52. “I grew up in a house full of secrets and lies” – The worst, most controlling man you’ll ever meet (Nate).
53. “Is that a dinosaur?” Haha.
54. No, it’s a pig!
55. Never talk crazy about the Alamo!
56. Jules looks beautiful 🙂
57. Mention “Cali Sobriety”!
58. Need details, stats for Jules Iridescent Lavender Eyeshadow.
59. I was terrified of meeting who Jules’ boyfriend was.
60. Sapphire bath time!