‘Euphoria’: 50 Thoughts I Had About the Season 3 Finale

Well, team, we’re officially in the Season 3 finale Euphoria. It’s a weird thing to look back on this show (happy that I just enjoy watching TV, weird that Sam Levinson actually did no He’s done his big thing this season), but I’m excited to finally find out who lives and who joins Nate in the afterlife. Let’s dig a little deeper, shall we?

Below, absolutely every spoiler that came to mind while watching Season 3, Episode 8 Euphoria:

1. Sorry, this episode is One hour and forty-five minutes Long?
2. I need a dog walk, Mr. Levinson!
3. So much gun violence, so little time.
4. Well, actually, as mentioned earlier, we have a lot of time.
5. Is Rue really trapped now?
6. Oh Maddie 🙁
7. Somehow, Cassie’s apparent failure didn’t move me that much, even though she had just seen her husband killed by Cleopatra (aka killed by a snake).
8. Messy-haired, traumatized girls comforting each other in restaurants…the list goes on.
9. I hate the Alamo, but Can Take a bath with some Epsom salt.
10. Indeed, I just took one and it was great.
11. I don’t know if God and pills are a great combination, Rude.
12. How is it that this episode left me both bored and stressed out?
13. “Pork chops and cat” are not words I particularly need to hear in the same sentence.
14. Oh Faye 🙁
15. Oh, basically every female character on this show 🙁
16. Wait, this is the 2024 election Euphoria-world?
17. Faith is alive and out of jail?
18. Rest in peace Angus Cloud!
19. Xiaolu! Little Jules! I’m very sad.
20. bro i did it no Expect to cry like this halfway through this crazy midseason finale.
21. It’s all so dark! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
22. !!!!!!
23. !
24. I couldn’t watch Jules cry, I would cry myself.
25. I mean, I already am, but still.
26. Uh, is this the man who wrapped her in plastic?
27. What on earth is Cassie talking about?
28. Uh, this wallpaper.
29. If something happened to this little white dog, I would be horrified, and I’m not just saying that because mine The little white dog is watching.
30. Well, I can’t say he’s locked in the ending, but he’s in the room.
31. “So there’s a new Bible?”
32. Ha ha.
33. Lexi’s huge brown tie is wild, but I think I like it.
34. The same goes for brown lipstick.
35. Hearing Rue mention…woof in the past tense.
36. The use of body glitter on silver slippers is very important.
37. Is this Nate’s killer snake? ! ?
38. Or, like…a different snake?
39. Not the little white dog in the club!
40. can’t say me like No matter what the hell happened between McGrady and Alamo.
41. How old is this person? ! ?
42. Penalty shootout! In a strip club!
43. Tarantino level of gore (derogatory).
44. Hehe, this is the homestead!
45. Ali claims Rue is his daughter…I could cry.
46. …again.
47. Can I just say I’m glad this show is over?
48. I mean, it absolutely is, right?
49. Like, aren’t we going to see a surprise in season 4 regarding Ali and Yeoman?
50. I guess time will tell!