46 Thoughts I Had About Season 3, Episode 7 of ‘Euphoria’

We’re back like this, Euphoria Audiences! I missed the last two episodes because I was on vacation, but – with all due respect to Sam Levinson and his magnum opus – it really wasn’t that hard to acclimate myself to the second half of season three.

It’s incredible that we only have one more episode left after this one, but for now, read on to find out (quite literally) every thought I had while watching the seventh episode of season three. Euphoria:

1. Hey, Ali is on vacation!
2. Just like me!
3. …Sort of.
4. Oh wow, it turns out I’m not crazy and this sex worker actually yes Played by Natasha Lyonne.
5. God, Colman Domingo is such a good actor.
6. Never forget how difficult this pandemic is for people in recovery!
7. Now, I’m baffled by the amount of work people put into peer-to-peer recovery plans, which is almost always done with the best of intentions of their own.
8. Crying just because of the concept of a twelve-step program? It is entering the luteal phase.
9. I really don’t understand why Lexi and Rue are still friends, but I’m glad they are.
10. Lexi takes to Hollywood with her “This Isn’t for Me”! Yes, future studio executive!
11. I love Rue’s big ass denim jacket.
12. To be fair, Lexi, my nightmare yes When I tried to write, I had people talking to me about God and evil.
13. It must be said that Sydney Sweeney really killed the final girl moment.
14. The way she screams “NOOOOOO” is also art…like, I can hear “NOOOOOO” anywhere out of context and know instantly who’s screaming it.
15. How do I make my bob look like Lexi’s bob without applying heat or doing any work?
16. Are we about to get another iconic McGrady/Cassie beatdown?
17. “I’m not your manager. I’m your fucking boss, bitch.”
18. Damn it!
19. I hate Dylan.
20. Making content on a bean bag chair with some tools is what Cassie is all about.
21. Ah yes, it’s a sex scene filled with the grace and subtlety that Levinson is known for.
22. Not sticking your finger in the glass of water!
23. Wear the bracelet during sex so Cassie code.
24. I don’t care if Nate lives or dies…
25. I’m also pretty into Cassie coding.
26. He does look tanned and dark-skinned, though.
27. I love the scene where Rue and Ali eat together and talk about God.
28. Rue is kind of like a prettier Moses.
29. “Why Texas?” -Ali to Rue. Her homestead plans, and everyone in my life when I move to Austin in 2021.
30. We need more scenes of strippers hanging out with their families.
31. God help me, I love throwing in Steely Dan needle drops for no reason.
32. Dick rating time Cassie!
33. oh, shit.
34. i think i do care Cassie Life or death?
35. Nate being buried alive is happening. kill bill 2, Like that movie, it made me feel slightly nauseous from claustrophobia.
36. Oh my god, will Rue save Cassie?
37. Is it bad that I fast forwarded these Nate scenes because they involve three things I don’t care about (Nate, being buried alive, and snakes)?
38. God, Natsu is scary.
39. I admit this shot of what looks like Rue wearing a crown of thorns is kind of cool.
40. Ugh, I need Maddie to swim the fuck out of the Alamo right now.
41. I’m very stressed go out.
42. Goodbye, Natsu.
43. Duolingo some Armenian, heroine!
44. The girls have grown up (I mean, if you consider digging up Nate’s snake-bitten body to be “grown up”).
45. Are we rocking with Faye, or are we definitely not?
46. I miss Jules.