60 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘Mother Mary’

Below, find (literally) every thought I had while watching virgin mary:

1. Why does Anne Hathaway look like Toni Collette in this movie?
2. To be clear, this is by no means a bad thing.
3. I wish Micaela Cole had said to me: “You’re a tumor.”
4. OMG this sparkly lid!
5. Does Hathaway sing herself in this movie?
6. Wow, I googled it: yes!
7. I mean, let’s not forget, she has pipes.
8. If Anne Hathaway did change her name to a Lady Gaga style pop star, I would be… the happiest girl in the world.
9. This particular song she performed didn’t exactly lead to a “chart topper,” but I’m confident.
10. oh i got a lot black swan Already started with this movie.
11. And you’ll never catch me complaining!
12. I’ve been loving Anne Hathaway’s Blondes ever since Rachel gets married (In my opinion, a perfect movie, if not a perfect dye job).
13. Oh my god, Hunter Schaeffer!
14. All this drama comes in one dress…Met Gala boots!
15. Did Mary ever wear raw honey on a red carpet? So the meat coat core.
16. Plus, it fights infections!
17. Oh my god, the chemistry between Hathaway and Cole is just amazing.
18. “There is no halo.” “Is there any?” Haha.
19. Okay, the soundtrack has officially begun.
20. It makes sense, since Charli XCX, FKA twigs and Jack Antonoff are behind it.
21. I think Antonov needs to change his SEO this week!
22. Oh, pop star beef.
23. There’s room for everyone, girls!
24. Oh my gosh, doesn’t Mikayla—sorry, the character’s name is actually Sam—listen to Marie’s music?
25. burn.
26. Oh my gosh, yes, a little improvisational dancing.
27. Damn it’s getting weirder!
28. I love Sam’s confusion about this weird half-dance, half-meltdown.
29. oh now this It’s Pop!
30. “You are erasing yourself.” Wei.
31. It was crazy, we basically watched the entire movie in this one room.
32. I love how seriously Sam takes her mission of bringing pop music clothing to life.
33. An interesting question is raised: Who owns a piece of clothing more, the person who made it or the person who wears it?
34. “I love the way you dress me.”
35. I think I got…gay?
36. Sam did say, “I need to lose you to love me.”
37. I love how the British say “television”.
38. This dynamic kind of reminds me of the relationship between Zadie Smith’s pop star and assistant/protagonist swing time.
39. Crying at the Queen of Pop’s concert, going into the sublime, escaping before the encore… you resonate with this so much, Sam.
40. Okay, but pulling teeth is not that important.
41. Ah, okay, fantasy sequence.
42. Ghost story time!
43. I personally believe that Sam never stopped thinking about Mary.
44. “Where do ghosts go when you no longer need them?”
45. Well, I’m shocked by this implication. Craftsmanship-Style supernatural weirdness.
46. branches Employed I must say, the character of Imogen is extremely strange and scary.
47. Well! Stabbed!
48. A lesbian, if I may say so.
49. Anne Hathaway bathing and bandaging herself in a clean white tub? Of course, why not.
50. Dizzy time!
51. Well, my lack of love for concerts (except those at Lorde!!!) also extends to the Mary Dame performance sequences, I’m afraid.
52. Oops, it’s sexy ribbon-cutting time.
53. The phrase “our house is full” does seem to be used to exorcise ghosts.
54. Blood! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
55. Okay, this is a beautiful shot.
56. I want Hunter Schaeffer to describe a pop concert to me in its entirety.
57. Damn that dress!
58. I feel like it has the same DNA as Miranda Priestley’s annoying James Hoult The queen wears prada,A little bit.
59. Well, that’s very…phantom line meet heavenly creatureor something!
60. I mean, I do love it! But I have doubts.