54 Thoughts I Had About Season 3, Episode 4 of ‘Euphoria’

If this week’s episode Euphoria“Kitty Likes to Dance,” doesn’t quite match the scale or momentum of last week’s wedding extravaganza, and, well, that’s okay; at least we get the Maddie and Cassie reunion we’ve been waiting for, as well as Rue and Jules’ new career paths (…sort of). Let’s dive in and relive every moment, shall we?

Here are all my thoughts on Season 3, Episode 4 Euphoria:

1. Oh, Lu!
2. I forgot that the last episode ended entirely with her getting pulled over.
3. Why do they use dogs as police officers?
4. Rue’s impression of Laurie made me laugh.
5. Why do these cops dress like they do? miami vice?
6. The rue in the fanny pack is also very miami vice.
7. Unfortunately, Alamo said to Rue: “Bitch, you look terrible.”
8. Then again, snitching can do this to a girl.
9. Did the Alamo retain a feather from the parrot? ! ?
10. Speaking of looking like shit…hello, post-beating Nate.
11. Is Cassie wearing LoveShackFancy?
12. Not “Build Back Better”!
13. Is Nate Lowkey the dumbest person on this show?
14. He owes Natsu one million dollars?
15. I do like McGrady’s vibe this season.
16. I mean, that driving scarf!
17. Let’s get Cassie out of that piss-yellow mansion.
18. “Let’s do something about your appearance.” Indeed.
19. It’s so true that Jules says she’s at work when she’s actually in bed watching reality TV.
20. What does Lexi do?
21. This transformation scene rivals the best scenes in movie history (the scene in the empty hangar from “The Movie”) friendly lady).
22. I want to drive a golf cart around the studio.
23. Obsessed with Jules’s phallic-centric pastiches of Georges Seurat.
24. Lexie whispers that Jules is "Trans”……………………
25. Din Tai Fung box! ! ! ! ! !
26. Now that is My Los Angeles.
27. $56,000 for a half-hour shoot? oops.
28. The production lost a total of $191,000 because Jules drew some dicks, which is crazy.
29. Oh, Jules, what are you doing?
30. it is television artsnot real art!
31. It’s weird to feel sympathy for Laurie (at a parrot funeral of all places), but gosh, she loved that bird.
32. I wanted Cassie’s makeover, not just blonde hair.
33. Haha, everyone online is freaking out about how bad Maddie’s apartment is when in reality it looks no different than mine.
34. In fact, maybe a little better!
35. I really don’t care what happens to Nate this season.
36. Neither does Cassie, it seems.
37. Ah, has the Alamo arrived?
38. Oh well, phew, he just knew about her drug use.
39. I’m dying for Rosalía to wear this bejeweled neck brace, although I wish this season had done more with her than just random cutaways.
40. that is What’s Cassie’s best outfit?
41. I hope Maddie can make her change.
42. Oh no, Maddie loved it.
43. Taste aside, I guess!
44. I have to admit, I missed Maddie and Cassie’s show.
45. I hate men so much.
46. Did McGrady dump Cassie with another copycat Cassie?
47. Cruel, but fair.
48. Cassie said, “Oh my God, I love Coke!” It was a bar.
49. I’m glad that at least we’re talking about the importance of drug testing.
50. Well, poor Kitty.
51. Okay, finally, some plot action for Rosaria.
52. I wanted Rosalía to yell at me in Spanish.
53. Uh-oh, strip club show!
54. I’m very stressed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !