my first time watching favorite It’s a moment that will forever be etched in my memory, largely because it was such a perfect viewing experience. I was alone in the Alamo Drawing Room in downtown Brooklyn. Weekday movies, Don Draper style (don’t tell my old employer…oh wait, they went bankrupt); drink a glass of ice-cold rosé, eat chips, and watch a super-gay Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Can a rewatch rival that afternoon of pure joy?
Below, without further ado, here are absolutely all my thoughts while watching favorite Remembering the great Olivia Colman’s birthday once again:
- Well, from the opening shot, it’s baroque and beautiful.
- This cape reminds me of when I once interviewed to be the personal assistant of a super-successful Hollywood creator and was solemnly told that a large part of the job would consist of keeping track of his various capes.
- “I love you, but I wouldn’t do this.” Famous last words, Rachel Weisz.
- This is our true queen, Olivia Colman!
- Gosh, maybe I should watch it again. disobey soon.
- For, well, film composition!
- Would this still be a Lanthimos movie if the crows didn’t emit their ominous cries?
- I kind of like Emma Stone wearing a perky little straw hat.
- Why is everyone in British period pieces always cousins of each other?
- Should I buy a big, fancy British lawyer wig?
- At least Halloween, right?
- one favorite Clothing that’s still relevant three or four times after Stone’s collaborations with Lanthimos, right?
- We need to get back to public bathing in barrels because the whole thing is purely gay.
- I mean, definitely not for hygiene.
- This badger makeup scene had me laughing again.
- Despicable Rachel Weisz was so sexy to me and changed my life.
- Tell me my makeup makes me look too crazy to meet the Russian Ambassador, the Queen!
- Don’t look at Queen Anne! Don’t look her in the eyes!
- why i never got queen anne and 30 rockWas that Tracy Jordan? They must have the same rising sign.
- Anne moaned with gouty pain, which was a regular after-meal thing for me.
- Maybe I should look into it.
- “Cousin, beef.”
- Oh, horses! In the forest!
- Lesbians sure know how to use ointments/ointments, don’t they, girls?
- Imagine being immune to Rachel Weisz’s charm!
- It can’t be me.
- Nicholas Hoult is simply gorgeous in this movie.
- I guess, for boys, an exaggerated blush and a curly wig will do the trick.
- I love the way Sarah (which is Rachel Weisz’s character’s real name, by the way) says “mascara.”
- Oh, and the cake in this scene is good.
- “Sometimes, ladies like to have fun.” OK, Cyndi Lauper.
- Oh yeah, I forgot that Sarah technically has a “husband.”
- This might have been true for the dykes of 1705!
- Okay, now we get to cooking, Annie’s makeup!
- Should I draw a mole on my face?
- Only about 30 minutes into the movie, the first official lesbian kiss!
- With Abigail peeking in, no less!
- Yorgos Lanthimos, you are an ally.
- Disobeying a loved one’s orders about how to eat right to avoid a disease flare-up (IBS, in my case)… Anne, we are the same girl.
- But no one ever pushed me around my mansion while I bravely held a small candle.
- “Working both sides of the street” is my favorite euphemism for bisexuality.
- No one can make a huge baby cry like Olivia Colman.
- Should I get 17 rabbits?
- Honestly, I forgot there were straight people in this movie.
- Oh, this is so Between Abigail and Anne.
- Lobster Race! ! ! ! ! !
- I don’t understand what people are talking about: land tax, but that’s okay.
- “Men shouldn’t sneak up on women.” Tea. Am I the only one who remembers this? under six feet The cold open where the guys sneak up on their female friend and she thinks they’re strangers, then runs into traffic and dies?
- pretty Little Liars Mentioned! Sort of like.
- Hell hath no furier than a demoted lesbian lover.
- These puns are so crazy!
- Yes, Anne, show Sarah who the (weird, sad) boss is.
- Is it weird that I think mud baths will be fun in 2026?
- “Don’t scold me! I’m the queen!” I always say.
- Oops, Sarah is unconscious, being dragged by her horse.
- This is the mood of wearing a little silk hat and screaming.
- that is How to pronounce “Blenheim”?
- I’m a fool.
- How does Rachel Weisz look? better Got a huge scar on your face?
- Jonathan Swift name check!
- No one can write a brooding love letter quite like a queer woman, whether it’s 1705 or 2026 (via DM).
- OMG I want this striped harlequin costume that Abigail wears.
- For that matter, I also want Anne’s experience robe.
- and Those lace pillowcases.
- Well, now I’m not afraid of Annie and I don’t covet things anymore.
- What a great movie!


