39 Thoughts I Had While Watching the ‘Heated Rivalry’ Finale

I love any excuse to make Christmas gay, and I rewatched Todd Haynes’ 2015 film in traditional Christmas fashion carol This time a few weeks ago, I was excited to learn about the Canadian gay hockey sensation’s season finale fierce competition Perfect for my post-holiday glut of unplanned TV time.

So, where did Elijah, Sean, Scott, Kip and others go at the end of the season? Below, absolutely all my thoughts on Season 1 Episode 6 fierce competitionthe alluring title “The Cabin”:

1. God, I wish hockey could be this gay in real life.
2. Actually, hold on now…
3. Scott is the MVP!
4. Francois Arnaud is so handsome.
5. Where else could I know him?
6. Oh, right, The Borgias.
7. Bring that show back!
8. I need a handsome guy to drive I To a cabin, stat.
9. I wouldn’t complain if it was Zoran Mamdani as the newly appointed FDNY chief.
10. “…groceries so we don’t need to leave.” Hot!
11. Oh my gosh, I’m obsessed with this cabin…and apparently so is Elijah.
12. “Just in case you’re… thirsty.” Hot, again!
13. A two-week honesty deal? In modern dating? Good luck, friends.
14. Then again, if someone asked me to stay in that cabin, I would honestly stay for two weeks.
15. I don’t even have to have sex in there! I just want to watch birds through the floor-to-ceiling windows!
16. Love nature, grilling burgers, having sex…I love Canada.
17. Oops, the frustrating parental lore reveals about time.
18. Sorry to be such a real estate hungry bisexual, but this cottage looks even better at night.
19. Oh no, Ilya’s mom 🙁
20. If I may, Ilya woke up looking very handsome.
21. The same goes for Shane, but in this moment Elijah does find the light.
22. “I like you.” “I like you too.” Crying!
23. Bro, don’t marry Svetlana (no disrespect to Svetlana).
24. I want Shane’s cute Montreal Metro long sleeves.
25. I love the idea of ​​this suicide prevention charity 🙂
26. Especially if it makes Ilya and Shane boyfriend!
27. They love each other! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
28. I mean, duh, but still! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
29. Sorry, yet another woman spits on a gay man’s body, as shown here fierce competitionbut these guys look really good in swimming trunks.
30. I mean, they’re professional athletes, so I guess it’s a bit of a “fork found in the kitchen” situation (as mine Fashion colleague Hannah Jackson likes to say), but still.
31. Oops, Shane’s dad!
32. Dear dads: for once in your life, calm down.
33. Did you know? Sean’s dad (and his mom) are actually pretty cool, so I take my words back.
34. Don’t touch your feet with expensive sneakers and boat shoes!
35. I’m guessing the boat shoes are from Shane and the sneakers are from Ilya, but maybe they’re shoe-shaped.
36. Okay, cried again Join Sean’s (should I say sexy) mom in this touching moment.
37. Kids, if Dana Fairbanks’ legacy lives on L word Taught us something – and, that episode i love los angeles——This is the brand like Gay (or was…you know, now). Your sponsorship would be great!
38. Boy friend:)
39. Back to the boys cabin and back to the beginning of my first season!