105 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘People We Meet on Vacation’

Now, I’m watching the paint drying process first hand on a streaming service – shout out to Bob Ross on PBS.org! — so I don’t know if my endorsement is the greatest evidence of cultural respect, but nonetheless, I do find every thought I have People we met on vacation: Movie below.

1. Hey! This is the holiday! Judging from the title!
2. God, I want to be in the ocean right now instead of hungover on my Wayfair couch with pimple patches on the acne on my chin.
3. I need to know what Poppy is reading under her umbrella.
4. Maybe romance?
5. it’s like white lotusif nothing bad happens.
6. Well, if I have To die one day, slipping and hitting my head in an extremely gorgeous shower seemed like a reasonable option.
7. Hey, it’s Jameela Jamil!
8. “You take vacations for a living.” Get her, Jamila!
9. Not to discount the hard work of travel writing, but I would literally take a Spirit Airlines flight to Cincinnati right now if it were free.
10. New York skyline shot! Now it’s officially a romantic comedy.
11. Well, any travel-savvy girl needs this tip: Keep a curry from your favorite Thai restaurant in the fridge and a package of microwaveable rice in the freezer. When you sail back, boom! You have a great dinner!
12. Girl, you better do what this friendly gay guy says.
13. Especially since it only involves going to Barcelona!
14. We love a funny girl and a conservative guy!
15. That said, if I drove from Massachusetts to Ohio with Poppy, I would go crazy.
16. Calm down Alex, it’s not like this That The drive is long. I used to do this all the time (from Ohio to New York, but the general idea is the same) for three or four hours!
17. Chewing loudly during an 11-hour drive?
18. and Burrito overflow?
19. Poppy is in jail, sorry.
20. Was Alex doing the whole driving thing? What’s the point of bringing random numbers if you’re not going to drive them separately?
21. This drive from enemy to friend makes Erika Veurink exit lanewhich in turn gives When Harry Met Sally…
22. Very Manic pixie dream girl randomly finds wishing well.
23. “The Well of Boys” is also central.
24. I mean, not really, but any excuse to link to that content saturday night live sketch.
25. Oh no, they have to share a room! I wonder if there’s going to be some flirting going on!
26. The idea of ​​Poppy’s dad picking her up because she was stuck in Pennsylvania was so cool. In 2010, when I called my mom to tell her that my friends and I were stuck in a snowstorm on the eight-hour drive home from college, she told me to have fun and that she was late for a dinner party.
27. This is self-reliance!
28. Oh, Alex is Such Virgo.
29. If I may brag a little (I’m a Cancer too), Poppy is giving it to Cancers.
30. Ugh, teenage boys suck.
31. I’d hate Lynnfield, Ohio too if the local boys nicknamed me “Porn Poppy”!
32. Oh, and Poppy is frantically coaxing Alex to be less stiff and annoying!
33. The crime I would commit now for a breakfast…
34. crimes i would commit no Currently taking a spinning class…
35. Oh wait, I’m not! Poppy is! Life is good.
36. Who flies in an all-cream outfit? ! ?
37. It just ruined all the goodwill I had for Poppy.
38. I’d definitely be staining that outfit with Biscoff crumbs and spilled coffee during the eight-hour flight…
39. Molly Shannon! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
40. Sorry, Cat… Nervous about the rocking chair?
41. Hi Lucas Gage!
42. Well, Alex, unexpectedly great wingman!
43. It felt special to me when I actually knew the song was being poured into it.
44. I mean, I think Is this Grimes’ “Kill V. Maim”?
45. But I wouldn’t bet my life or anything on it.
46. “On vacation, people do stupid things with people you’ll never see again.” Tea.
47. or at least me hope That’ll be the tea later this year when I explore the dirty lesbian underbelly of Romania or Croatia.
48. Relatedly, if you are a single lesbian in Romania or Croatia, please email me.
49. Oh, I love this simple Midwestern boy who is too shy to get naked.
50. He has figured it out, he admits it!
51. Oh, poppy. You never have to ask a man to explain what his giant bicep tattoo means to you.
52. Loved her confused reaction to Lucas Gage’s explanation of “The Symbol of Death,” though.
53. Oops, it was too soon, she was… confused.
54. built and Does he have a house?
55. Poppy, baby, you need to stop playing this long game.
56. We love the Just Married Scam.
57. I’m not a big fan of Poppy’s fun girl wig, but I totally approve of Alex’s fun boy Sazerac drink.
58. Haha, CIA lies.
59. I might have chosen something else to do my fake drunk job, but men will be men!
60. Sorry, this track is not the karaoke version of “Benny and the Jets” 27 dresses.
61. In the immortal words of Allison Janney I, Tonya…”Have you two fucked?”
62. Seriously, it’s kind of crazy that we’re halfway through this without even a drunken kiss.
63. Well, Alex is holding Poppy sexily.
64. Out of necessity, but we’ve still made some progress.
65. Straight men are so stupid! Like, just making out!
66. Well, this is Poppy’s boyfriend, but he’s not no Give Alex an upgrade.
67. Alex is here to take care of Poppy!
68. Am I a bad person if I would absolutely rather fly to Norway and live alone in an ice hotel than tend to my fevered platonic situation?
69. Poppy Never heard of AirPods?
70. Oh, I love her little fruit pajamas.
71. When a Taylor Swift song played in the movie, all I could think about was how expensive the music choice must have been.
72. Poppies look great in citron!
73. Or yellow-green?
74. Confrontation time!
75. God forbid two gay people get married without a clear agenda.
76. Did this movie just influence me to finally book a flight to Europe in the spring? There may be.
77. Hey, it’s Alex’s girlfriend Sarah, aka Sarah Katherine Hooker, aka Pipeeeeeer! No woo hoo!
78. Oh, and Poppy’s boyfriend Trey is cute.
79. And the British, to boot? ? ?
80. Well, I’m going to discount his description of himself and Poppy as “nomads” with “wanderlust.”
81. I mean, really, who thought it was a good idea for this nervous couple to travel?
82. Oops, is Poppy pregnant?
83. No, she’s not. Phew.
84. Kissing time!
85. I mean, between Alex and Poppy.
86. Guys…you can actually do this at any time without your current partner waiting for you in the villa, but I guess it yes A movie, and movies require stakes.
87. Man, did Alex really just propose to Sarah?
88. I hate men.
89. It wasn’t Poppy who blamed Alex for reconciliation!
90. I mean…does the shoe fit, etc.
91. If it hadn’t been pouring rain, would we still have gone? yes Hot makeup?
92. “I don’t want to be your fucking friend, Poppy! I want you!” Well, steamy!
93. things got very 50 shadesin a good way.
94. All that hot sex actually feels worth it! Hallelujah!
95. This Virgo boy wants to “agree on the timeline”…
96. I mean, Poppy is annoying too, but at least she can hang up.
97. Wait, Sarah is a flight attendant now?
98. Man, she did it no Want to be stuck in Linfield, Ohio after all.
99. Girl, don’t give up on your travel job! You won’t find another one! Digital media is hell!
100. Well, Linfield looks kinda cute.
101. However, the happy couple’s ending wasn’t quite as cute as it was in New York!
102. Bring the dog and more!
103. In fact, I found that I haven’t walked through it yet mine Dog started long before this movie started, so I probably should have done that.
104. A Sissetian who teaches at Sarah Lawrence? OK
105. I don’t know if it’s the morning wine, or if the light in Poppy and Alex’s apartment is really good, but whatever: yes.