‘Love Story: John F. Kennedy Jr. & Carolyn Bessette’: 72 Thoughts I Had About About Episode 7

Okay, guys, now that we’ve had enough of CBK’s minimalist little outfits, Ethel Kennedy’s meanness, and Narciso Rodriguez’s wedding dress, it’s time for the inevitable rogue sequence in John F. Kennedy Jr. and Caroline Bassett’s relationship: the paparazzi madness that created a rift between the couple and basically confined Caroline to their loft, which is really frustrating. yellow wallpaper. (I recently read Once Upon a Time: The Charming Life of Caroline Bassett-Kennedythis book love story is based on, so I can guarantee that this actually happened to some extent, although I’d still love to see it played out on screen! )

Let’s dive into Season 1, Episode 7 love storycan we? And, while we’re on the subject, I’d like to submit prolific female serial killer Erin Wuornos and her girlfriend Taelia Moore for consideration for next season. Everything they have seems real and it’s giving american horror story-reduce-love story cross. Anyway:

1. Oh, John and Caroline are back from their honeymoon!
2. Caroline is wearing a chic little scarf!
3. So Slavic core.
4. Do married people really just repeat “you are my wife”/”I am your wife” to each other?
5. Ouch, dads are so gross.
6. Where is Chapel Roan when you need her?
7. Okay, I have a question: Why don’t these very famous people have a fucking doorman?
8. Or private security?
9. Caroline is wearing a beautiful white turtleneck tank top and all is right with the world.
10. Well, no everything;John tries to get the paparazzi to back off, but in classic hilarious fashion, he just ends up making everything worse.
11. I love Sarah Pidgeon in a low ponytail.
12. These monsters are camping in the car?
13. Again, not blaming the victim, but… you all need bodyguards!
14. Well, the lampshades on the pillows Caroline provided for their wedding seemed needlessly ahistorical because according to once Upon a timewhich is actually a very good gift!
15. Caroline is interviewing for Ralph Lauren? Get after it, Rachel Green!
16. Sorry, but I don’t think the paparazzi out there are going to be a deal breaker for a Ralph Lauren hiring manager.
17. Like, what luxury brand wouldn’t want a beautiful, famous, smart, blonde JFK working for them?
18. Fashion Mention!
19. My ears are burning.
20. this is nonsense george Wanted Caroline’s image, but not her opinion.
21. Oh, the Anthony Radziwill cancer episode.
22. Men are so annoying and want to solve every problem.
23. Like, don’t call Ralph Lauren! Just listen to your wife!
24. Wait, is this Carolyn’s signature Yohji cardigan?
25. Damn it, John, let Ed get his HBO package!
26. HBO’s ‘JFK’ documentary takes a hit, and I’m sorry I’m not your audience.
27. Not John basically calling his sister a loser!
28. In fact, he was so crazy about Drew Barrymore’s Marilyn george cover.
29. Sidney Lemon is very funny as Lauren Bassett.
30. Like, I actually buy the sisterly bitchiness and fun between these two.
31. It was so sad to see Caroline’s life force drained out of her so quickly after the wedding.
32. Yes, why did John tells the press that Caroline is no longer a private citizen?
33. Obsessed, Anthony uses his illness as an excuse to get Caroline out of the world’s most annoying conversations with a group of “East Hampton witches” (as he calls them).
34. Oh yes, Lee Radziwill and Caroline also have bobby pins!
35. How interesting.
36. Caroline yes It’s a good sport, because let’s be honest, after an uncomfortable dinner at JFK, I’m running down Fifth Avenue screaming, tearing my hair out.
37. Heck, is John considering running for Senate?
38. I mean, why did Caroline taking one of Caroline’s kids to the paparazzi?
39. I do feel like the paparazzi attraction to Caroline is unfair, though.
40. Like, lock up a pretty and chic girl!
41. “I didn’t choose this, Caroline.” Savage.
42. Obsessed with Caroline’s use of any excuse to deny John.
43. Men love this kind of thing!
44. Or so I have heard.
45. Now for God’s sake, what is John wearing on his head?
46. It’s like Kangol-plus.
47. It’s not these pathetic dads who are complaining that they haven’t seen Caroline all week!
48. Oops, wonder why.
49. “Spoiled in the City” referee!
50. Haha, I forgot about John’s cameo Murphy Brown.
51. “A woman’s heart is a sea of ​​secrets.”
52. I worry about the tea, although that’s not exactly what you want to hear from a psychiatrist.
53. You know, Grace Gummer really used her obvious love and support for her husband to give dimension to this rather dull characterization.
54. John, is it “dwelling”, or is it simply listening?
55. “Her relationship with the media won’t change until your relationship changes” is so true.
56. Well, being a girl in the 90’s having lunch with her sister at Barb’s house.
57. “Did I buy this for you?” is the ultimate compliment for a stylish girl’s outfit.
58. Never forget Lauren Bassett was one of the original Girl Bosses!
59. Oh no, even Caroline’s grandma reads the tabloids?
60. “Addicted to Prozac,” haha.
61. I mean, by that standard, I guess I’m “addicted” to Lexapro!
62. And be proud of it!
63. Honestly…all women should sue all men (especially paparazzi) all the time.
64. Or… murder them?
65. I find myself back at Aileen Wuornos!
66. Oh, and Sarah Pidgeon won a first-rate Emmy for the scene where Caroline cries to John on the floor.
67. “I’m so tired.” My heart is broken!
68. Honestly, if John hadn’t broken at least one paparazzi camera after all this…
69. This physical altercation with Michael was a long time ago.
70. John, don’t make the media drama worse by getting involved in politics!
71. I mean…I guess he didn’t end up doing that.
72. 🙁