The Tamesis
It’s wedding day, fam! Anyway, or “The Wedding Episode”; about this week’s installment love storyJFK Jr. and Caroline Bassett finally got married.
While I happen to think minimalism is seriously underrated when it comes to wedding dresses (when my time comes, I plan on getting married in some kind of massive, Kika Vargas-esque monstrosity), there’s no doubt that this wedding look by CBK’s Narciso Rodriguez is one of the greatest wedding looks of all time. Let’s see how the show is interpreted, shall we?
Here are all my thoughts on Season 1 Episode 6 love story:
- Damn, I forgot that the whole “Batt Park” fight was filmed by reporters.
- Ethel Kennedy didn’t like this!
- God forbid a bitch be small It’s a bit Italian and wonky.
- I feel deeply for Caroline because she has been trying to please mean, older blonde women since she was a little girl (Hi, Mom!).
- Oh, Ethel is nice.
- Only CBK can make this Steve Jobs turtleneck cool.
- Hell, even with someone as sexy as JFK Jr. (or Paul Anthony Kelly), you can’t convince me that the world looks at me on this level.
- “Caroline, these people, they’re going to break your heart.” I guess you can’t say she wasn’t warned?
- I don’t think being screamed at by your girlfriend in the park is. That Oops, in the grand scheme of the JFK scandal?
- After learning that John and Caroline were engaged, Caroline’s LMFAO drank a glass of red wine.
- This is a way of saying Maazel TV!
- John and Caroline split a joint and a bagel…two goals.
- Or was it just a poorly rolled cigarette? Sorry, I’ve finished washing.
- Sarah Pidgeon is just crazy beautiful, especially in her men’s sweatshirt and unwashed hair.
- John’s description of Ed Schlossberg on his wedding day, haha: “He looked like David Byrne, but also a guy who had never heard of David Byrne.”
- That’s the essence of John’s passion in a nutshell: He’s obsessed with saying “yes” to Caroline and letting her manage him like a Forbes 500 company.
- The thought of limiting the wedding guest list to 40 people confuses my contacts, and I’m not even a Kennedy.
- If there are any straight men reading this (unlikely): let your fiancée plan your entire wedding while showing interest and helpfulness, and you’ll have a long and happy marriage.
- Yes, Caroline! Down with the wedding brunch industrial complex! None of my married friends ever made it because they were always so hungover!
- Oh my gosh, Pidgeon is amazing in this fun little story “Which ex did you go to Cumberland Island with?” A small amount.
- However, she’s still clearly not interested in Daryl.
- Oh, these damn nerds just dance together!
- To be fair, this is also why John is so popular (a true case of “I let him fight because he’s stupid” syndrome).
- unwelcome this Lee Radziwill? It’s freezing cold!
- God, Michael is such a loser.
- I mean, yes, John is very focused on planning his wedding at the workplace, but while the boss is distracted, the workers get to have fun!
- I Really Need Caroline on This: Caroline and the Wedding.
- Did Ed Schlossberg invent urban foraging?
- In my opinion, weighing in so harshly on your brother’s wedding is a bit fucked up. Let Caroline do something rustic!
- “I’m lucky my mother is dead and can’t come to my wedding?” Coin.
- Every Catholic clan needs a stupid Jew (Ed) to lighten the mood. Granted, my family is mostly Jewish with a few Catholics, but the principle stands.
- Caroline and Lauren do aerobics on TV and the 90s style is so glamorous.
- Girl, don’t let Caroline be your bridesmaid! As Lauren said: “It means nothing to her, but it means everything to me.”
- Sydney Lemmon did kill off the character, which is fine because Lauren Bessette’s death was return A huge fucking tragedy.
- Oh, and Caroline’s “will you be my maid of honor” speech to Caroline was actually pretty sweet.
- Calvin, girl, take it easy on your skirts!
- Mention hair color changes!
- and Caroline is quitting?
- Okay, okay, it’s been a rough day for Kalv.
- “Coming from a man who thinks he has a vision…”
- What a great tool.
- In fact, I guess he was vulnerable and I was a bitch.
- Oh, and he always had a sketch of Caroline’s dress in his drawer! cry.
- The music supervision on this show is truly a consistent killer.
- Need to ride a wild horse in Georgia ASAP.
- This wedding night note from John to Caroline is so cute 🙂
- What’s not so cute is Caroline’s mom’s concerns about the wedding.
- But it’s not entirely her fault!
- “I see you making your life smaller.”
- Uh, tea.
- I love that Caroline’s mom’s response to Caroline saying John isn’t interested in politics is basically, “Girl, wake up.”
- Never forget, politics + fashion = passion is real!
- Oh, Caroline’s mom, pack it up.
- This is your chance to warn your daughter! You don’t need to do that again in a damn speech!
- If there was ever a moment to smoke…and yet, Caroline didn’t smoke on the beach? I don’t buy it.
- “I will be your wife forever” made me cry a little because “forever” is no Long enough for John and Caroline.
- Absolutely perfect Nina Simone pin drop.
- I know sleeping on the beach (presumably after sex) is supposed to be hot and romantic, but gosh, doesn’t the sand dig into your scalp? Where else?
- Now, on the other hand, the nude swimming scene on the wedding day, yes Passionate and romantic.
- I looked at Kelly’s ass with reverence.
- All this drama about delays. The wedding is late! any! There were nine people there!
- Carole Radziwill was completely absent from the wedding…and Ryan Murphy literally said “I’d rather not get sued today, but thanks anyway.”
- Caroline wearing sunglasses and smoking in the bathtub is the right heroine image.
- Lauren also gently forgave her, but refused to share her champagne.
- Walking down the aisle by candlelight…I’m dying!
- Oh, and even Caroline’s notoriously angry family was delighted by how sweet these two were on the dance floor.
- “It’s all over.” “Not us.”
- oh girl i am sob.
- Like, my dog just put his little paws on me and it was his version of a health check.
- Sorry for the vulgarity and linking to my own tweet, but:
