The Tamesis
If I may quote the old lady TitanicEighty-four years have passed since the second season Euphoria To grace our TV screens (that’s how I feel about it, anyway), but listen! What shines through in the HBO promo?
The trailer for the third season of Sam Levinson’s ultra-dark high school hit was finally released on Wednesday, and naturally, I’m musing with a capital M. Watch the first official trailer for Season 3 Euphoria Do it for yourself, then find below each of my thoughts on it.
- Rue’s running expression is a bit like Claire Danes’s crying expression.
- Well, it’s officially “a few years out of high school” now, so I can stop mentally laughing at Levinson for freezing these visibly grown adults in televised adolescence.
- poison! ! !
- 🙁
- I want Rue to have a sober adult life!
- I guess it’s not a good fit for TV, though.
- Oh, and LaurieAre you back to collect? ! ?
- Sydney Sweeney’s tail-wagging butt-wagging moments seemed designed to be imitated.
- It’s nice to know that my hatred of Nate is still there.
- “I work all day while my bride-to-be is surfing the Internet.”
- A) God forbid a woman make money, and B) Oh, I’m sure you “work all day,” Nate.
- Well, it looks like Nate and Cassie are officially married.
- Lexi was there too, all grown up and radiant!
- Wait, are Jules and Maddie giving out candy?
- Maddie’s kissy curls were important to a generation.
- It must be said, no one wears a white tank top quite like Zendaya.
- Rui is holding a giant gun!
- So many strippers!
- like, so many.
- I’m so stressed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
- Isn’t April 12th here yet?
