79 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘You, Me & Tuscany’

Below, find every thought I had while watching You, me and Tuscany.

1. New York:)
2. I’ll be there soon! In the Metropolis basement!
3. Whenever someone has a puppy that won’t sleep in their bed, I can’t help but admire their strength.
4. Oh, perfect latte art!
5. This is a crazy hot outfit for Halle Bailey to wear at the start of the day, but I respect it.
6. Hey, this is my daughter Nia Vardalas!
7. mean!
8. Oh well, Halle’s character Anna is a nanny (the dog isn’t hers and neither are the clothes). More respect.
9. How to find a job as a professional house sitter? I can work part-time.
10. Then again, I was such a mess.
11. Ah, a built-in washer-dryer is an impossible millennial dream.
12. The millennial experience is that your best friend angrily sends you a money podcast.
13. Do you add honey to French fries? I love Anna’s style.
14. I imagine the same goes for this cute Italian bar owner.
15. Oh, he’s from Tuscany.
16. Any man who immediately shows you a picture of his grandma’s garden…run, girl.
17. Ah, pep talk for the rom-com girl about to hook up with the mirror.
18. Or…are they just really going to sleep together?
19. I kind of like that.
20. Well my favorite echo blue smash Scene (the main character orders room service with her bestie in a rich man’s hotel room after she leaves).
21. I need a random rich Italian man to fly me to Italy with no expectations, stat!
22. Haha, I forgot I would actually be in Tuscany in a month. It’s time to recreate that vibe! Except my best friend and her husband and young son, not a sexy male stranger.
23. Ah, being able to stroll into a cheese shop in Italy and know what you’re doing.
24. Regé Jean Page! Play as a guy named Michael!
25. You know it’s on when a hot guy steals your cheese.
26. From enemies to lovers (I guess) has begun!
27. British and Italian? Mamma Mia!
28. Oh, Anna is looking for a place to live in Italy, which reminds me of me who just turned 21, randomly arrived in an Italian beach town, and ended up renting a random family’s garage with a mattress in it (luckily, not getting murdered in the end).
29. An Italian built-in washer-dryer sounds great, but wait until you try to figure out how to use it, baby.
30. No one loves to chatter like Italian women.
31. I mean that as a compliment, as a certified talker myself!
32. I was so stressed out about this whole ring thing.
33. Heroine… I don’t think Matteo will like this unexpected engagement.
34. Well, no self-respecting Italian woman would let her so-called new daughter-in-law do her own laundry.
35. Yeah, I’m afraid Anna doesn’t really beat the crazy girl charge here.
36. Francesca! My favorite Italian girls name!
37. Another one of my favorites is Chiara.
38. “Having a supporting cast is key to a healthy marriage.” Say it, Francesca!
39. Hey, Michael is so hot!
40. And does he… have some kind of relationship with Matteo?
41. Italo disco time!
42. I mean, when isn’t it?
43. Oh my god, baby pig!
44. Uh-huh, female rival.
45. It wasn’t Duolingo yelling at me to take Italian lessons in this particular movie!
46. I’m starting to worry that Anna’s fake fiancé is… dead.
47. OMG, that pretty Italian girl is Matteo’s ex-fiancée?
48. Anna’s ring is…she ring?
49. I would be mean to Anna too! Damn it!
50. sideways Mention!
51. And my king, Paul Giamatti, is also indirectly shaded!
52. I’m sure this wine will bring out the grape flavor.
53. Wow, soil screening has never been hotter.
54. Even before Michael goes topless in the name of protecting Anna’s edge.
55. I wish everyone in Italy was so nice to me.
56. Especially at farmers markets. That output!
57. OMG, now I want Atlanta style shrimp toast.
58. “Most of the men here are handsome winemakers.” From my experience living in Italy, this is not the case!
59. Hey, it’s Mateo!
60. He is not dead!
61. To be honest, “Che cazzo fai” feels very fair at this point.
62. Mateo was really cool about it all, but then again, Ana was gorgeous.
63. Especially this little crop top!
64. Puff puff puff!
65. Boys fight! Boys fight! Boys fight!
66. Not the Italian Season-white lotus Soundtrack reused!
67. Oh man, I want an Aperol Sprite right now.
68. This montage of quick cooking gave me vicarious stress, but Anna can clearly handle herself in the kitchen.
69. This grown man really needs to stop hiding behind his fake fiancée and tell his family he doesn’t want to live in Italy.
70. Gee, is Mateo still dating Isabella?
71. At this point, the truth is revealed!
72. Is Francesca wearing Rixo? marvelous.
73. Oh, and Nona arrived at the last minute!
74. “Our mistakes don’t define us, they teach us.” That’s right, Queen.
75. Romantic comedy chasing time!
76. It’s a classic for a reason.
77. Ugh, I love the pairing of Anna and Michael.
78. Did you know? I kinda like this movie!