65 Questions We Had After Watching ‘The Drama’

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dramaKristoffer Borgli’s compelling, twisty wedding saga starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson is bound to stir up controversy. Of course, we were the first to see it and were left with a lot of questions.

For the love of God, please go see it spoiler-free, and then read the 65 things we’ll be debating over the rest of Easter weekend.

1. Why does heroin use disqualify you from being a wedding DJ?
2. Is Sydney Lemmon having fun playing CBK’s sister? love storya heroin-addicted wedding DJ?
3. Why are these four people at the table crazy?
4. Why didn’t Rachel receive more scrutiny for locking her neighbor in a closet?
5. Does anyone want to know more about Charlie’s cyberbullying?
6. If your partner asked you about the worst thing you’ve ever done, would you really tell the truth?
7. Who else is going to ask everyone what they know what they would do in this situation?
8. Can you call the police for a crime committed decades ago?
9. Or, I guess, almost committing a crime?
10. Does Emma have friends of her own instead of Charlie’s?
11. Is it because she’s a weirdo?
12. But I think she became friends with all these kids after…well, the incident?
13. Why did Rachel’s cousin Sam make me laugh so hard when he said her down jacket was “from Uniqlo”?
14. Why was Charlie trying to restrain a woman in a wheelchair?
15. Did we need to see Emma’s ears bleeding so much?
16. Does anyone sometimes struggle to figure out what really happened and what was imagined?
17. Is anyone else scared that Emma will have their wedding filmed?
18. Is anyone else super grateful that Emma didn’t photograph her wedding?
19. Do we need to see Emma more often at 15?
20. Do we need to see Charlie posing with 15-year-old Emma holding a gun?
21. Is it a little too far?
22. Do we need to see a montage of Charlie dating 15-year-old Emma?
23. Ah, okay, so she planned a school shooting because she liked the aesthetic?
24. I also spend too much time on Tumblr and I don’t?
25. Is the movie depicting Emma as an angry black woman who yells at cars, yells at their DJ, and beats Charlie to the bed without fully engaging with the idea?
26. But honestly, why did she slap Charlie three times?
27. The movie doesn’t seem interested in really exploring why she was almost a school shooter?
28. Is this movie glorifying and trivializing gun violence?
29. Do we need that many shots of Zendaya holding a gun and looking sexy?
30. Is anyone else worried that Charlie will start masturbating to that book about women with guns?
31. Could I find this interesting because in the UK we are further away from this topic than Americans?
32. Christopher Bogley is Norwegian. Would an American director make a movie like this?
33. Is there anything more harrowing than the scene where her webcam stops working?
34. Is Charlie still young to be chief curator?
35. Did he cancel his grandparents’ invitation at the last minute or did they never come?
36. Does anyone else find his transatlantic accent a bit gross?
37. What exactly is Emma’s job?
38. What job will Rachel do for Emma’s company?
39. Have Charlie and his coworker been in a relationship before?
40. Did Charlie really need to rip her buttons off like that? Is this really a nice shirt?
41. I want all of Emma’s clothes in this movie?
42. Honestly, where can I buy Emma’s? Harper’s Bazaar T-SHIRT?
43. Content-wise, they’re quite different, but it feels like the visual style of the film is exactly the same materialist?
44. Where can I buy everything for their apartment?
45. Seriously, where can I find a poster of Ingmar Bergman?
46. What about those chairs?
47. Out of interest, how are house prices in Cambridge?
48. Will A24 make “Coffee or I Shoot” mugs as merch for the film?
49. Does anyone else want to see more of the wedding before the reception?
50. Did I really think Rachel’s speech would be longer and more excruciating?
51. Could Rachel’s husband have done more in this movie?
52. How high did everyone else jump when they heard that loud bang?
53. How drunk was Charlie when he gave his speech?
54. How on earth did he get drunk?
55. Why is there so much projectile vomit in this movie?
56. Do we really need to meet the new DJ?
57. Did the ending leave anyone else unsatisfied?
58. So, did they just get back together? after all?
59. I thought this was set in summer? Does Zendaya need that mouthpiece?
60. I think that movie could have been twice as long?
61. But it also felt undercooked, like the first episode of a miniseries?
62. How is this movie going to land?
63. I’m kind of surprised that it was even made and is now being marketed as a big mainstream product?
64. As a film, is this irresponsible?
65. This might be the most divisive thing I’ve seen in a long time?