The Tamesis
It doesn’t take a lot of money to promote me. beautyRyan Murphy’s new horror thriller features substance-Injections make you more attractive to the world. (Slogan? “One shot to get your blood boiling.”) Also, as my friends at them pointed out that the Condé Nast buffet—where my colleagues often eat Chinese sushi—plays a key role in the show. how could i no Tune in?
Below, find almost all of my thoughts on the first episode beauty.
- language, sexual situations, and Violence? let’s go!
- We are at a fashion show in Paris and if I could show my Fashion Muscles for a moment, clothes…not so good.
- Like…burgundy leather? OK! I guess!
- Hey, this is my forever sweetheart Bella Hadid!
- Feel free to drink some of the bitch’s water and attack her and the rest of the audience!
- This really reminds me of this house Among them, a model on the catwalk knocked another model to the ground and then fell on the catwalk.
- Honestly, in my opinion, let Bella Hadid beat everyone and then escape forever riding a motorcycle up a bunch of stairs.
- Ahhhh she fell down.
- OMG, this picture of Bella’s messy legs makes me gag.
- Wait a minute…we’re back! She’s up!
- So she’s…water crazy?
- Only Hadid could look this good while stabbing someone’s hand.
- love this french lady She just finished her meal quietly while all this violent chaos was going on around her.
- Wait, can she… repel a bullet?
- damn i want That A little ozone.
- Oops, she exploded.
- Well, we’re back to a world where bodies don’t explode.
- And Evan Peters’ naked chest!
- And Rebecca Hall’s naked ass!
- Never ask a woman why she wants breast augmentation, Evan.
- because of her want to! Well!
- Not to make plastic surgery an argument for feminist liberation, but… God forbid girls have some fun.
- Oh no, that’s not a tortured kintsugi metaphor.
- Wait, Evan and Rebecca are FBI agents?
- There are no police in the club!
- “Incidents related to model burning,” haha.
- Sorry…it took them so long to connect the dots between the explosion models?
- Now we’re in Jersey where someone has the same neon “GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS” sign that I have in my bedroom.
- Ah, here’s a guy giving it to a female cameraman. Cool. Glad we have the same taste in interior decoration.
- The use of the word “milkmaid” comes from industry arrive beautywe must stop it before it takes root further.
- This is an exciting article.
- Wow, Evan Peters speaks French very well.
- So does Rebecca Hall.
- Can’t say I enjoyed seeing this pile of flaming flesh that used to be Bella Hadid.
- Uh-oh, unknown virus!
- That idiot was in Indianapolis getting…some kind of plastic surgery?
- There will be no incel/chad comments on my TV screen in 2026!
- King, no! Never use stand-up comedy to attract a woman! This doesn’t work!
- Glen Powell name check.
- “It’s your bones that are making you unmovable and preventing you from the happiness you deserve, so let’s fix that. Let’s break some bones.” Oops!
- Wait, so everyone infected with this mysterious virus…became a hot model?
- Monzaro mentioned!
- Are these hot women going to be mean to slightly better looking fools? ! ?
- I’m stressed out already, I love him!
- Protect the bad guys at all costs!
- However, this dance sequence is perfect.
- Oh no, he vomited 🙁
- “They’re gone??? But I look fine!!!!” Ah, the non-independence mentality.
- Wait, did he just…shoot people at a weird plastic surgery clinic?
- “Now I’m going to do my fucking talk show.” Haha.
- Aha, what’s the last mysterious sexy tool in the doctor’s arsenal?
- Could it be… beauty?
- Hey, it’s Chanel Stewart!
- Wearing a hot corset!
- Sorry, so…someone has to have sex with you in order for you to be infected with beauty?
- And then you got hot?
- And then you get furious?
- Of course, no matter what.
- You know, if professional sexiness requires such a big jolt…I’ll keep my current level of attractiveness, thank you.
- So much slime.
- And crazy laughter.
- I must admit, though, that the body is the tea.
