49 Thoughts I Had While Watching the ‘Industry’ Season 4 Premiere

Industrialists, we are so Back away. Everyone’s favorite blend succession, big short, vice presidentand some secret fourth thing I can’t quite put my finger on (maybe Euphoria? ) is back for Season 4, and I, for one, haven’t seen Myha’la on my TV screen every week in far too long.

Listed below are all my thoughts on Season 4 Episode 1 of the HBO series industry—The perfect, if somewhat shocking, title is “Bukkake’s PayPal”:

Dog barking on screen angered mine Realistic three-dimensional dog, but that’s not really relevant to the plot of this episode, so…move on.
Kiernan Shipka, baby!
Sally Draper Stand up, we’ve come a long way.
Seriously, those of us on pause mad Men Rewatch to start this episode industry is being rewarded handsomely.
Are we okay with me referring to Kiernan’s character exclusively as a grown-up Sally Draper? Because I want to go.
Grow up Sally Draper, girl, don’t sleep with Jim.
Oh my God, the club and the drugs you did in there were so cool. pleasure.
…I’ve heard of it.
Bits and pieces of Beach House…we love hearing it.
Harper! Pair a turtleneck with a slate gray windbreaker! Incredibly wonderful.
This woman has seen everything in the business world at the age of 30, and this concept…
Sweet Pea, ILY, always, forever.
“Soft Tech Music Plays” is really the entire show in closed subtitles, isn’t it?
I only All in all, Whitney was played by the actor who played Danny Castellano’s handsome gay brother The Mindy Project.
…also known as Max Minghella, for those of you who aren’t totally immersed in sitcoms.
In an old and primitive way I longed for a drink on Rishi’s bill.
In fact, considering he only used the word “milker” seriously, I just stole his credit card and went on a shopping spree in Bond Street.
Harper makes me feel like I could take off a tiny nose ring, but I just…can’t, let’s face it.
“Why does wealth management only serve one percent of the population?” Good question, public service announcement.
“Suck, fuck, roll the dice!” Welcome back, Roman Roy.
Oops, an indirect shot at Graça.
I mean, not directly, but I know how to read some questionable DTC-olive oil subtext.
I want what they have: Harper and her nonchalantly chewing a wad of gum.
“What exactly is porn? Do feet count?” Haha.
I mean, yeah, feet, IMO. (No shading! There are enterprising industrialists selling pictures of those feet!)
I want to be able to scream in my life, “I’m the fucking CEO!”
Harper and Kwabena! OK!
Harper is a better woman than I am when it comes to being screamed at by beet-red white men.
I had completely forgotten about the concept of “nobility” and the fact that it still exists in Britain.
To be honest, I probably started with crown.
BRB, Google the word “sesquipedalian.”
Let’s be honest, when trying to use it in conversation, the word is likely to get out and across the glass coffee table.
Oops, Ashford is officially offline.
For the love of God, everyone please stop screaming at Harper.
or near Harper, for that matter.
“Masturbation is utilitarian.” Tea, I worry.
I hope Otto dies❤️.
Get him again, Harper!
Taoists, we’ve come a long way (as he was smoking cigars on the golf course with some rich old white men who seemed forgettable).
I must say, Tao’s little bit of interesting employment stubble looks good.
Can Harper convince him to retire? the last job, although? ! ?
I think Tao Xiao meant “dating at 30” rather than “gating”. At 32 years old, I felt greatly attacked.
I don’t like hearing a woman called a “pommel horse,” but that’s the fun of HBO industryI think.
Fashion Mentioned! Drink, everyone!
I mean, I was watching this on a Monday at noon PST with a cup of coffee, but I was drinking hard liquor.
Britain should make me its new industry minister. Just a thought.
Yasmin’s jacket is short.
Harper and Whitney sitting in a tree! pin up!
Can’t stand it, Otto, because Harper and Tao are in a conference room together again – just like in the opening scene of the pilot! — and get back to business (for now).