44 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘The Pitt’ Season 2, Episode 3

Okay, this week’s episode. Pete It’s not the best episode I’ve ever seen (maybe not enough Dana? Definitely not enough Santos-Garcia lesbian energy!), but even the middle episode of this show was much better than half of what it is now. Also, there’s a really cute subplot this week that I won’t spoil, but know that it’s being discussed. Below, absolutely all my thoughts on Season 2, Episode 3 Pete:

1. Oh no, it’s the guy who yelled at the end of the last episode!
2. He’s still shouting!
3. Did he have a nervous breakdown while taking the bar exam?
4. Something that is very likely to happen!
5. Well, at least the guy with…priapism is fine now.
6. Like those fighting cousins, I never quite figured out what they were all about.
7. Damn, they made ASL patients wait so long without an interpreter?
8. “Use the system. This is what it’s for.” I mean…sort of?
9. Not to be against capitalism, but I feel like the system is ultimately designed to make money off of its own failures.
10. I hope this potential child abuse case gets resolved, but I don’t think it will 🙁
11. Looking back, I wish I hadn’t drank a smoothie during that close-range bloodshot.
12. Well, cool, that’s…exposed brain.
13. That’s right, Robbie! Stop riding that stupid little motorcycle of yours!
14. Garcia is here! ! !
15. Oh, I love this cute Walmart greeter who tries to say hello to all the patients.
16. I hope McKay has a more interesting storyline this season.
17. Well, learned from my past mistakes, put down my smoothie and prepared for the scene of draining the liquid with Louie.
18. “Sharing medications that haven’t been prescribed to you is actually a big no-no.” Oh, really, Landon?
19. Is the hostile atmosphere between Robbie and Hashmi changing………..sexy?
20. Ah, one of my fellow Russians!
21. Emma, ​​girl, don’t you know what a samovar is? Take you to a Russian restaurant for some borscht and pelmeni, Star!
22. Obsessed with the Russian Jewish queen, she asked about Robbie’s single status.
23. Did McGay use honey to treat his own burns?
24. This is my photo!
25. Wow, this Tree of Life reference got me unexpectedly excited.
26. Oh crap, Kelly, the father of a potential abuse victim, is (finally) here.
27. Hate this dad, even though he’s not the abuser.
28. OMG this kid is so cute.
29. Hey, I know what “idiopathic” means!
30. because Scrub!
31. Why was this patient’s wife allowed to be in the room while he was being treated?
32. Wow, this medicine bag is crazy.
33. Uh, I love Mel.
34. There was something strangely satisfying about watching a bead be sucked out of this child’s nose.
35. On the other hand: how Do Do you stop your children from putting beads up their noses?
36. I mean, I can handle this as a nanny, but if you’re a parent, your kid is probably out of breath 24 hours a day. I don’t like this possibility.
37. Oh, dad convention!
38. Obsessed with Al Hashemi’s use of negative screening to shut down this racist creep security guard.
39. Well, this scene with Perla, the Tree of Life survivor thanking her for the help she provided to the Pittsburgh Muslim community after the shooting, was really cool.
40. Girl (Robbie), stop threatening to take a vacation and just take a vacation!
41. “You are middle-aged, don’t be stupid.” Yana is my legal queen.
42. “Man in his 50s riding a motorcycle. Very sad.” Come find him again!
43. Oh my god, Code Black by Westbridge.
44. Things are about to get crazy!